Sport Haiku Poems
Sunderland finish
above 'Boro. But don't really
care. Yorkshire. Small town.
Newcastle - finish
Below 'boro. Newcastle
finish above none.
Europe - Sunderland
Qualify Skunks fail and cry
No back door this time
Craig Bellamy scores goals
But fewer than Chris Makin
Bellamy is ****
Dyer leaves for Leeds,
Leeds spend cash and have a chance
But the Skunks have none.
Skunks sign big name, Leo
Fortune-West. Rest of Money
Goes to Shareholders.
Newcastle lose the
Home Derby again, the air
Fills with excuses
Paul Ince makes fair tackle
Plays the ball and - not the man
Paul Ince dies of shock
She-Ra retires but
The funny thing is that no
One really spots it
Laslandes shows his class
As does Super KP - and
The Mighty Quinn too.
Newcastle's team is
Really a bit of a mess
Still - no change there then.
Cats play birds
Cats core two again
Birds cry.
Haiku poems by: Andrew
